goals right here
In the late 1800s, paleontologists Cope and Marsh were so competitive they used bribery, theft, and slander to out-compete each other in the hunt for dinosaur fossils. Their famous rivalry became known as “The Bone Wars.” By the end of it they were both financially and socially ruined, but had discovered over 100 new species. Source
Goalie has miraculous healing powers
“DONT BOTHER COMING HOME”
“GONNA SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE.”
"I ACCIDENTALLY HAD SEX WITH IT."
"NOW WE’RE IN LOVE"
I will never not love dog texts.
is that benedict cumberbatch
I WAS LITERALLY GOING TO WRITE THAT CAPTION AND THEN I SCROLLED DOWN
i could hear the dolphin noises in my head